Tuesday, 23 February 2016

Are You Sexually Depraved, Come Join ISIS

Are You Sexually Depraved, Come Join ISIS


No No! I am not a new recruiter for ISIS, please don’t send your applications to me. Neither am I recruiting nor advertising for them. I am just suggesting that sexual depravity of Muslim teens could be a reason for joining ISIS like organizations. Sexual pleasure or satisfaction is a need of the body and this fact cannot be denied, “Easily”. But as far as Islam is concerned, it puts strict restrictions on males and females so much so that they can’t even talk or see other Na-Mehram( one who is not close blood relative like mother, sister, brother, father, daughter etc.). 

As per Islam first glance at Na-mehram is ok, while second Glance is haraam, so next time if any female among you find some Muslim guy gazing at you, immediately you must understand that its his first Glance and he is prolonging it as the first one is not haraam.

Because of this strange Phenomenon of so called absolute purity, absurd things happen in Muslim world. As the Women cannot talk or work with Na-Mehram males so another glorious solution by The Glorious Islam is that women should breast feed the male to make him Mehram. And for making Mehram one suckling is not enough, female should suckle the male ten times or at least five times. 

Yes a grown man can talk to or work around a grown woman only if she breastfeeds him at least five times. As per Aisha, the beloved wife of the Prophet Muhammad, this was part of Quran earlier but before the addition of same, Prophet died, Thank God, otherwise it could have created a horny mess among Muslim teens, male and females. This fact of suckling is so bizarre and interesting that I can not leave mere links to the references in my blog, they are worth mentioning in the blog.
Zainab bint Abi Salamah said:
"I heard 'Aisha, the wife of the Prophet say: 'Sahlah bint Suhail came to the Messenger of Allah and said: 'O Messenger of Allah, I see (displeasure) in the face of Abu Hudhaifah when Salim enters upon me.' The Messenger of Allah said: 'Breast-feed him.' She said: 'He has a beard.' He said: 'Breast-feed him, and that will take away (the displeasure) in the face of Abu Hudhaifah.' She said: 'By Allah, I never saw that on the face of Abu Hudhaifah after that.'"(Sunan Nisai 3319, Book Reference: Book 26, hadith 124, English Translation; Vol.4, Book 26, hadith, 3321)

Yahya related to me from Malik from Nafi that Safiyya bint Abi Ubayd told him that Hafsa, umm al-muminin, sent Asim ibn Abdullah ibn Sad to her sister Fatima bint Umar ibn al-Khattab for her to suckle him ten times so that he could come in to see her. She did it, so he used to come in to see her.( Mauta Malik , English Reference : Book 30, hadith 8, Arabic Reference: Book 30, hadith 1282)

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with, her) reported that it had been revealed in the Holy Qur'an that ten clear sucklings make the marriage unlawful, then it was abrogated (and substituted) by five sucklings and Allah's Apostle (ﷺ) died and it was before that time (found) in the Holy Qur'an (and recited by the Muslims).( Sahih Muslim 1452a, Book Reference: Book 17, Hadith 30, English Reference: Book 8, hadith 3421)

Basing on these glorious teachings of Islam when head of department of Hadith of Alazhar (Glorious) University Of Islam from Egypt, Dr. Izzat Attya, gave a Ruling( Decree) that In order to put an end to discomfort in the working environment between jointly working males and females, females should breastfeed males at least five times, then why the President of the University called it Disgrace of Islam. 

According to me the President of the University has blasphemed The Prophet Muhammad by saying his teachings as Disgrace of Islam. Dr. Izzat Attya only ruled on the Basis of what Prophet Muhammad said, so indirectly President of the Al-Azhar University called the teachings of Prophet Muhammad, a disgrace to Islam, how dare he could do that, bloody Ignorant Blasphemer.  Such kind of so called educated people like President of Al-Azhar University should read Islamic books more often to learn what real Islam is, Ignorant fools. He should have honoured Dr. Izzat Attya with another honorary Doctorate on issuing such a Glorious Solution to such a Rigorous problem. And on a second thought, the girls who are not producing milk yet should not be allowed to work in a co-environment, it’s my personal view, I could not find any Islamic reference to that.

Anyhow, lets get back to the topic of the day, recruitment of ISIS due to Sexual Urge. I will start with a statement of a Girl, living in UK and observing on daily basis how young boys and girls start to engage in physical relationships from teenage but she cannot do that due to the restriction imposed by Islam. She can only think of Physical pleasure after marriage which does not seem to be happening in anytime soon (I am not supporting here extra-marital relationships). 

She cannot express her wish of marriage to her parents because of her shyness and taboos attached to such kind of wish by Muslim girls in Muslim environment. 

So what is the best way to express this wish which could sound like a pious deed as in to be done for the sake of Allah, i.e. wish to marry a Mujahid or to offer oneself for sexual Jihad( All in the name of Allah, not at all a personal wish, not sinful, not personal). So what this girls said is,
I so badly want to go to raqqah and live under the shariah and live in the land of khilafa but as a young muslimah in the uk it's rly difficult, it hurts my heart to live here. I yearn to be the wife of a mujahid and support him and khilafa all the way.”

How virtuous, how pious, how religious and how cute, isn’t she. She wishes to be the wife of Mujahid and support him All the way. Now, no one can blame her of being sinful and shameless. Even otherwise how difficult it is, now a days to find a suitable mate, the one who is presentable enough (well earning, matching your age, handsome) to be presented with pride to your family, friends and colleagues and at the same time nice to you also. In the same manner, how difficult it is for Muslim males to get education, good job, a house and then getting married very late in age. So better solutions would be, going to a place where you can find your physical satisfaction without having to go through all the financial problems or facing all social taboos attached, unquestioningly and unjudged by anyone.

So let’s Join ISIS because you will find British, Austrlian and Malysian women over there for Physical pleasure. 

You will find beautiful Yazidi Women over there as sex slaves which can be sold and purchased, enabling you to enjoy as many sexual partners as you “desire”.  

And if you are really “well of” right now then you can take some of your credit cards with you so that soon after you join ISIS you will be able to purchase a few sex slaves immediately. You can also sell those women to other rich Muslims (bastards) for gaining manifold profit. 

Moreover ISIS will provide you with young unmarried girls of local Muslims snatched from them for the fulfillment of Sexual Jihad duties. 

But unfortunately if you are not wealthy enough to buy or enjoy the “Mujahida Virgins”, don’t get disappointed, ISIS has a solution to that, you will be provided with young boys to fulfil your physical needs so that you can concentrate completely on the Greater duty of Jihad for the establishment of caliphate of Allah, because so far Allah has been unable to rule the world due to non-availability of caliphate of Muslims. So in order to enable Allah to rule the whole world, it’s very important that a world wide caliphate should be established and for that sake if you sacrifice your “ass”, its nothing.  

You must be thinking, it’s some sort of joke or irony, no, it’s reality. Imagine living in a Muslim society where even talking about marriage is Taboo. In a convention about Muslim Marriages, a Muslim woman laments in such a manner on the taboo aspect of wish of marriage, “Another troubling point brought up by Muslims across the diaspora was the desperation angle. If a single Muslim woman of any age expresses interest in getting married she has to deal with the stigma of appearing desperate. This is very damaging to the psyche of the sisters in the community.” ‘OH my God, she wants to be married, she is so desperate –  astagfirullah…' this popular statement comes mostly from married females when a single Muslimah shares with her that she wants to be married!! Even [those] who were once in the same situation… it's like, as a community, we don't have each other's back anymore,” laments Naeema*


In a Muslim environment young boys and girls can’t even look at each other, they can’t enjoy many of the delights of normal life while living in a restrictive environment especially living in a poor economy i.e. unable to afford marriage or house and unable to enjoy any kind of pleasures of developed economy or rich life.

Then what’s the option left for them other than joining a terrorist organization and enjoying everything including some monthly income for that. Here I would like to add a comment of a poor Muslim who generally talking to a columnist commented in a way about Jihad for finances that, "That we are in poverty -- is it not due to our abandonment of jihad? But if we could conduct one, two, or three jihadist operations every year, many people would become Muslims throughout the world."Alheweny added that whoever "stood in our way, we would fight against him and take him prisoner, and confiscate his wealth, his children, and his women -- all of this means money. Every mujahid [jihadist] who returned from jihad, his pockets would be full."

I am not saying that everyone has the same preference but generally Muslim countries are so restrictive regarding preserving virginity and sexual abstinence that young boys and girls adopt unnatural ways to satisfy and relieve themselves off of the physical need. Here is a personal account of Tahmineh from Iran who is virgin but enjoys the pleasure of physical need through “backdoor” way. She also describes how many other girls are doing the same. The unmarried girls who does not opt for the unnatural way of Physical Satisfaction, they undergo hymen reconstruction operation before marriage.
This Phenomenon of reconstruction of Hymen and Virginity related taboos is same in the Muslim communities residing in western countries. In Sweden a footage revealed, how Muslim families force their young girls to go through a virginity test to check their sexual activities, its extreme. An article on the same subject concludes how Muslim females spend a double life in EU countries in such words, “Young Muslim women are often forced to lead double lives in Europe. They have sex in public restrooms and stuff mobile phones in their bras to hide their secret existences from strict families. They are often forbidden from visiting gynecologists or receiving sex ed. In the worst cases, they undergo hymen reconstruction surgery, have late-term abortions or even commit suicide”.


Such a horrible restrictive environment where everybody considers you immoral on expressing the wish of marriage then what looks attractive, Qur’an says women who engage in sexual jihad will gain Paradise. Yeah in such an environment ISIS’s call for sex looks very attractive when no one can blame you of having impure desires and thoughts. Yeah let’s do that , lets join ISIS where no one would judge you, no one would blame you of being immoral, no one would question your character, no one would consider you sinful and disobedient to Allah. Lets be pious, lets be virtuous, lets be righteous, lets join ISIS, where we can get all, all in the name of Allah, the most beneficent, the most merciful. Till next time, stay blessed and safe.

Note : Above article is a Satire and not an invitation to Join ISIS.

Asad Mahmud




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