Monday, 30 November 2015

Funny Angels Of Islam


Islam is a religion of myths and fairy tales. It’s the miracle of Islam that if you tell some Muslim a fantasy in the name of Miracle, he will immediately believe you and thank you for increasing his knowledge about some new miracle happening. Because Muslims are brought up this way that they believe in the previous times when the Prophet Muhammad was alive, many Miraculous events were happening, like food praising prophet before eaten by him, trees , rocks and bushes paying Salam to prophet. Everything in between the heaven and the earth was ready to fulfill the command of Prophet  save humans i.e. Jews and Christians.
Since the time I am reading Islam with a critical view point, I find it hilarious. Don’t forget that I belong to a very Strict Religious Muslim family and my upbringing was in accordance with the Islamic norms and teachings.  But at heart I could never agree with Islamic teachings for various reasons. Foremost one is that my mind wanted a reason for everything whereas Islam is all about believing without reasoning.  I give you an example. In my country i.e. Pakistan, people(my friend) used to quote a Hadith of Prophet which says something like if you don’t offer the prayer of Juma( Friday), your Rizq (earning /livelihood) is stopped. Then I would ask them why Hindus and Christians don’t die for lack of Livelihood (rizq) because they never offer a Juma Prayer. Islam makes you believe in fantasies.
Today I am going to bring into your knowledge some funny Islamic teaching with regard to the angels in Islam.  Angels possess a very important role in the Islamic teaching and theology as it was angel Gabriel who brought the amazing Quran to the Prophet Muhammad after reading from the preserved Tablet in the heaven with Allah and many more. Lets read some Teachings. 

A)    Noise In Thunder Storm Because Angel Orders In Loud Voice To The Clouds To Move 

Yes folks forget science and all that what it tells you. Now the amazing and glorified Islam is here to teach you some “inside” secrets about the Natural and Unnatural phenomenons. Noisy thunder storm happens because angel angrily tells the clouds to move their ass from one place to another. I know you would not believe me unless I quote some reference here so here it goes….
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:
"The Jews came to the Prophet and said: 'O Abul-Qasim! Inform us about the thunder, what is it?' He said: 'An angel among the angels, who is responsible for the clouds. He has a piece of fire wherever that he drives the clouds wherever Allah wills.' They said: 'Then what is this noise we hear?' He said: 'It is him, striking the clouds when he drives them on, until it goes where it is ordered.' They said: 'You have told the truth.' They said: 'Then inform us about what Isra'il made unlawful for himself.' He said: 'He suffered from sciatica, and he could not find anything agreeable due to it (to consume) except for camel meat and its milk. So for that reason he made it unlawful.' They said: 'You have told the truth.'" ( Jamia Tirmadi English Reference: vol.5 Book 44 Hadith 3117, Arabic Reference; Book 47, Hadith 3406)

B)    Distance from shoulder and earlobe of angel was 700 years.

Prophet Muhammad was just sitting around his followers and thinking how to impress them more, because he always wanted his follower to be impressed and awed by his “inside” knowledge. So suddenly an idea struck the Prophet’s mind and he started his story  which goes like this…

Jabir b. ‘Abd Allah reported the Prophet (May peace be upon him) as saying :
I have been permitted to tell about one of Allah’s angels who bears the throne that the distance between the lobe of his ear and his shoulder is a journey of seven hundred years.

you know what happened next, the followers of the prophet started exclaiming Subhan Allah, Amazing is your inside information. None of them asked whether the journey was camel journey or Horse journey or feet journey. No one wanted to be beheaded just for asking a silly question more than the hadith itself. No one dared to ask, how the prophet measured the distance? Fearing, of course beheading.     

C)    Swirling Cloud Caused by the Angel Gabriel.

Folks! Every now and then you see somewhere a swirling could of Dust, you know who causes this cloud, Angel Gabriel. In the times of Prophet he used to visit Prophet Muhammad while causing swirling wind like crazy. But now a days when you see swirling wind just remember that he is just missing Prophet Muhammad , that’s all. Nothing to be amazed of.
Narrated Humaid bin Hilal:
Anas bin Malik said, "As if I say a cloud of dust swirling up in the lane of Bani Ghanim." Musa added, "That was caused by the procession of Gabriel."( Sahih Bukhari  Vol.4 Book 54 No.437)

D)   Gabriel was so big that he was spread across the heaven.

You know folks Prophet Muhammad used to be very kind hearted, tender and sublime person before becoming whatever he became afterwards as a Prophet of Allah. So in this encounter of Prophet with Gabriel, Prophet saw Gabriel sitting on a chair spread across  the heaven and earth and got very scared. An important thing to mention here is that Prophet Muhammad never saw Allah, according to some credible Muslim Ahadith narrated by his beloved wife Aisha. Islam has been brought to the world solely by this entity named Gabriel. What was the nature of this entity has been revealed in the teaching of Islam, to cause death and terror upon and in the hearts of unbelievers. Islam tells very clearly that whenever Allah sent a Prophet before Muhammad, He failed to convey His message to Mankind and now He, The Allah, is so angry on mankind that he wants his only true followers, Muslims, To kill all  the non-believers. Allah’s previous revelations and teachings became redundant and outdated and later on Allah made his mind clear and sent his final Revelations  to the Prophet Muhammad wherein Allah also changed His name from Yahwe To Allah. Amazing.  

Narrated Jabir bin `Abdullah:
that he heard the Prophet saying, "The Divine Inspiration was delayed for a short period but suddenly, as I was walking. I heard a voice in the sky, and when I looked up towards the sky, to my surprise, I saw the angel who had come to me in the Hira Cave, and he was sitting on a chair in between the sky and the earth. I was so frightened by him that I fell on the ground and came to my family and said (to them), 'Cover me! (with a blanket), cover me!' Then Allah sent the Revelation: "O, You wrapped up (In a blanket)! (Arise and warn! And your Lord magnify And keep pure your garments, And desert the idols." (74.1-5) (Sahih Bukhari 3238 Book Reference: Book 59, hadith 49 English Reference : Vol.4, Book 54 , Hadith 461)

Ending Note;

Folks! I hope you enjoyed my article. Don’t forget to like this article which is an encouraging factor always. I have a few topics in my mind for future writings including how Allah and Satan work in collaboration just  because of shortage of time unable to Endeavour on that but  as soon as I get enough time it will be here on my blog. Stay Blessed, Safe, and Smiling.    

Asad Mahmud

Tuesday, 24 November 2015



Today’s topic is kind of serious nature, reason being, it involves the fight of Allah against Jews and Christians and Allah’s clear defeat by them. You must be wondering how, lets start to analyse.

1.    Allah’s Hatred for Jews and Christians.
Allah’s hatred for the Jews and Christians is very clear from the verses of quran but now a days so called moderate Muslims are trying to defend Allah by saying that Islam is a religion of peace and terrorists have no connection with the teachings of Islam. Lets read a few verses from Quran.
a)     Quran chapter 98.verse 6
Indeed, they who disbelieved among the People of the Scripture and the polytheists will be in the fire of Hell, abiding eternally therein. Those are the worst of creatures. 
b)    Quran chapter 9 verse 29
Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture - [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled. 
c)     Quran chapter 9 verse 30
The Jews say, "Ezra is the son of Allah "; and the Christians say, "The Messiah is the son of Allah ." That is their statement from their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved [before them]. May Allah destroy them; how are they deluded? 
d)    Quran chapter 3 verse 32
Say, "Obey Allah and the Messenger." But if they turn away - then indeed, Allah does not like the disbelievers.
2)   Now the hatred for Jews and Christians from ahadith

a)        Jews and Christians in hell in place of Muslims:

Abu Musa' reported that Allah's Messenger said:
When it will be the Day of Resurrection Allah would deliver to every Muslim a Jew or a Christian and say: That is your rescue from Hell-Fire.( Sahih Muslim 2767a Book Refernece: Book 50 Hadith 57 English Reference: Book 37 Hadith 6665)

b)        Lesser Creature In The Sight Of Allah
Narrated Ibn `Umar:
The Prophet said, "Your example and the example of the people of the two Scriptures (i.e. Jews and Christians) is like the example of a man who employed some labourers and asked them, 'Who will work for me from morning till midday for one Qirat?' The Jews accepted and carried out the work. He then asked, Who will work for me from midday up to the `Asr prayer for one Qirat?' The Christians accepted and fulfilled the work. He then said, 'Who will work for me from the `Asr till sunset for two Qirats?' You, Muslims have accepted the offer. The Jews and the Christians got angry and said, 'Why should we work more and get lesser wages?' (Allah) said, 'Have I withheld part of your right?' They replied in the negative. He said, 'It is My Blessing, I bestow upon whomever I wish .( Sahih Bukhari 2268 Book Reference Book 37 Hadith 8, English Refernce : Vol.3 Book.36 Hadith 468).

C)        Forcing Jews or Christians toward the narrow part of road

Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger as saying:
Do not greet the Jews and the Christians before they greet you and when you meet any one of them on the roads force him to go to the narrowest part of it.( Sahih Muslim 2167 a, Book Reference :39, Hadith 16 , English Reference: Book 26 , Hadith 5389).

Short Analysis:
As you can see that Allah and his only Prophet Muhammad is spreading the teachings of hatred against the Jews and Christians. So much so that if Muslim see a Christian or Jew on the way they are ordered to force them to the narrowest part of the road.  Its ridiculous. This is the peak of hatred when Muslims claim that they, Jews and Christians worship the same God . If the God is same then why would He order the killing of Jews and Christians, they are the followers of previous Prophets as admitted by the Muslims. In fact Allah and Yahweh are two different Gods. They are just opposite to each other. Muhammad has never been a prophet of Yahweh and never would be.

3)        Back to the Todays topic

Why I explained the hatred of the Allah and His prophet Muhammad before elaborating on the topic because it has the direct relevance with the today's topic. Because of the hatred of Jews and Christians, Allah and His Prophet Muhammad Cursed  the Jews and Christians many times. Now in Islam the matter of curse is very serious matter. Its not taken in general sense as when we angrily curse each other and just forget it as nothing happens because of our curses, well normally. But in Islam curse has its effects and curse has been assigned a very scientific method by the seer of unseen , the only one Prophet Muhammad. Before elaborating the scientific mechanism of curse as revealed by prophet Muhammad, lets see how and where Allah and the Prophet Muhammad has cursed the Jews and Christians.  

4)        Curse of Allah on Jews and Christians:

Quran chapter 9 verse 30:
The Jews say, "Ezra is the son of Allah "; and the Christians say, "The Messiah is the son of Allah ." That is their statement from their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved [before them]. May Allah destroy them; how are they deluded?

Quran Chapter 3 verses 55,56

[Mention] when Allah said, "O Jesus, indeed I will take you and raise you to Myself and purify you from those who disbelieve and make those who follow you [in submission to Allah alone] superior to those who disbelieve until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return, and I will judge between you concerning that in which you used to differ.And as for those who disbelieved, I will punish them with a severe punishment in this world and the Hereafter, and they will have no helpers."

Short Analysis ;

In Quran 9.30 as quoted above the Allah is Praying to Allah for destroying the the Jews and Christians. Why Allah is praying to Allah. He could have said the I will kill Jews and Christians. The reason Allah is praying to Allah is that so called Allah has no power to kill the Jews and Christians. This is the reason of today's topic  and I am going to elaborate on many things here to prove that Allah has no power over Jews and Christians.

5)        Curse of Prophet Muahammad on Jews and Christians.     

a)        'A'isha and Abdullah reported: (Death bed wish )
As the Messenger of Allah was about to breathe his last, he drew his sheet upon his face and when he felt uneasy, he uncovered his face and said in that very state: Let there be curse upon the Jews and the Christians that they have taken the graves of their apostles as places of worship. He in fact warned (his men) against what they (the Jews and the Christians) did.( Sahih Muslim 531 Book reference : Book 5, Hadith  27. English Reference: Book 5 hadith 1082)

b)        Narrated `Aisha and Ibn `Abbas:( Death bed wish )
On his death-bed Allah's Messenger put a sheet over his-face and when he felt hot, he would remove it from his face. When in that state (of putting and removing the sheet) he said, "May Allah's Curse be on the Jews and the Christians for they build places of worship at the graves of their prophets." (By that) he intended to warn (the Muslim) from what they (i.e. Jews and Christians) had done.( Sahih Bukhari 3453, 3454 Book Reference :Book 60, Hadith 121, English Reference Vol.4, Book 55, Hadith 660).

6)        Effect of Allah,s Curse as mentioned in Quran:


a)    Destroyed The Previous Nations

Quran chapter 38 verses 2,3.But those who disbelieve are in pride and dissension. How many a generation have We destroyed before them, and they [then] called out; but it was not a time for escape.

b)    Turned the previous nation into Pigs and Apes

Quran chapter 5 verse 60:Say, "Shall I inform you of [what is] worse than that as penalty from Allah ? [It is that of] those whom Allah has cursed and with whom He became angry and made of them apes and pigs and slaves of Taghut. Those are worse in position and further astray from the sound way."

c)     Turned them into rats:

Narrated Abu Huraira:The Prophet said, "A group of Israelites were lost. Nobody knows what they did. But I do not see them except that they were cursed and changed into rats, for if you put the milk of a she-camel in front of a rat, it will not drink it, but if the milk of a sheep is put in front of it, it will drink it." I told this to Ka`b who asked me, "Did you hear it from the Prophet " I said, "Yes." Ka`b asked me the same question several times.; I said to Ka`b. "Do I read the Torah? (i.e. I tell you this from the Prophet.)"( Sahih Bukhari 3305 Book Reference: Book 59 Hadith 113 , English Reference : Vol.4 Book 54 ,Hadith 524.)

            Short Analysis

The nations whom Allah cursed in the past either were completely destroyed or were made Pigs, Apes Or rats.  

7)        Effect of  the curse of the prophet:

a)        A Man becmae crippled
Yazid b. Namran said:I saw a crippled man at Tabuk. He (the man) said: I passed riding a donkey in front of the Prophet who was praying. He said (cursing him): O Allah, cut off his walking. Thenceforth I could not walk. (Sunan Abi Dawood 705 , Book Reference Book 2 Hadith 315, English Translation Book 2 Hadith 705)

B)        Satan was about to be enslaved by Porphet
It was narrated that Abu Ad-Darda' said:"The Messenger of Allah stood praying, and we heard him say: 'I seek refuge with Allah from you.' Then he said: 'I curse you with the curse of Allah (SWT),' three times and stretched out his hand as if to take something. When he finished praying we said: 'O Messenger of Allah, we heard you say something in your prayer that we have never heard you say before, and we saw you stretch out your hand.' He said: 'The enemy of Allah (SWT), Iblis, came with a brand of fire to throw it in my face, so I said: I seek refuge with Allah from you three times, then I wanted to take hold of him. By Allah (SWT), were it not for the prayer of our brother Sulaiman, he would have been tied up this morning for the children of Al-Madinah to play with him.'"( Sunan Nisai 1215, Book Reference Book 13, Hadith 37 , English Reference Vol.2 Book 13 hadith 1216)

Short Analysis:

In the first hadith you can see that because of the cursing of prophet  a man became crippled and in the second hadith as you know the prophet Muhammad was seer of unseen and he started cursing the Satan during prayers and said it was possible that because of his cursing Satan could have been bound in ropes. This was the power of the curse of the prophet Muhammad.

8)      Curse is a serious matter in Islam:

Curse is a serious matter in Islam , its not a joke. I will narrate two hadith to show that how serious a curse could be and thereafter I will explain you the scientific mechanism of curse as explained by the most wise, all knowing Prophet Muhammad. 

A)   Cursed She Camel cannot travel with prophet
Imran bin Hussain said “The Prophet was on a journey. He heard a curse. He asked “What is this? They (the people) said “This is so and so (a woman) who cursed her riding beast. The Prophet said “Remove the saddle from it, for it is accursed. So, they removed (the saddle) from it. ‘Imran said “As if I am looking at it a grey she Camel.”( Sunan Abi Dawood 2561, Book Refernce , Book 15 hadith 85 , English Translation Book 14 , Hadith 2555)

B)  Do not enter in the cursed Place

Narrated `Abdullah bin `Umar:Allah's Messenger said, "Do not enter (the places) of these people where Allah's punishment had fallen unless you do so weeping. If you do not weep, do not enter (the places of these people) because Allah's curse and punishment which fell upon them may fall upon you."( Sahih Bukhari 433 Book Reference: Book 8, Hadith 83 English Refernce Vol.1 Book 8 Hadith 425)

9)     Islamic mechanism of curse

If curse is a serious matter in Islam then there should be a proper mechanism and explanation of its somewhere in the teachings of Quran or Sunnah. Lo and Behold, all knowing, most wise , seer of the unseen prophet is giving you the insight into the scientific mechanism of curse which I bet science would never be able to assess in a million years. Lets read this scientific discovery of all times

Curse Mechanisn
a)               Abud-Darda' (May Allah be pleased with him) said:
The Messenger of Allah said, "When a person curses somebody or something, the curse goes up to heaven and the gates of heaven get closed. Then it comes down to the earth and its gates get closed. Then it turns right and left, and if it does not find an entrance to go anywhere, it returns to the person or thing that was cursed; if he or it deserves to be cursed; otherwise it returns to the person who uttered it." ( Riaz us saleheen Book 18 Hadith 46 , Arabic/english reference: Book 18 Hadith 1556) 
b)             Abu al-Darda’ reported the Messenger of Allah (May peace be upon him) as saying
when a man cures anything, the curse goes up to heaven and the gates of heaven are locked against it. Then it comes down to the earth and its gates are locked against it. Then it goes right and left, and if it finds no place of entrance and if it finds no place of entrance it returns to the thing which was cursed, and if it deserves what was said (it enters it), otherwise it returns to the one who uttered it…..Abu Dawud said : Marwan b. Muhammad said: He is Rabah b. al-Walid who heard from him (nimran). He (Marwan b. Muhammad) said: Yahya b. Hussain was confused in it.(Sunan Abi Dawood 4905 , Book Reference :Book 43 Hadith 133, English Trasnlation :Book 42 Haidth 4887)

Short Analysis :( Curse affect the cursed or it goes back to the cursing person)

 It means the curse either affects the cursed one or it goes back to the person cursing.

10)   Curse of Allah and His Prophet, Backfired  
There are many reason which according to me can be considered as a clear defeat of Allah keeping in mind that the curse which was casted by Allah and His prophet has to have an effect as per the teachings of Islam so lets analyse.

1)     Allah could not destroy Jews and Christians as claimed in Quran 38 verses 2,3

Allah could not destroy the Jews and Christian as Allah Claimed in the the above mentioned verse of Quran that Allah destroyed the previous nation for not Accepting the Religion of Allah. But apparently Now a days we can see that Because Jews and Christians didn't obey Allah they flourish and now the most developed countries in the world are mostly Christians or Jewish countries specially Israel is one of the recently established developed country. Whereas Muslim countries are either under developed or developing countries. While the leader of the world today are Christian or Jews or other religions, not Muslims.
2)    Allah could not Make Jews and Christians, apes and pigs as claimed in Quran 5 verse 60:

Allah has claimed in the above mentioned verse that previous nations who did not obey the commandments of Allah were turned into apes and pigs and it was because of the anger of Allah. But apparently the Jews and the Christians are considered to be the most beautiful with blue eyes golden hair. Allah has failed on this claim also

3)    Allah could not turn the Jews and Christians into rats.
Allah could not turn the Jews and Christians into rats as claimed by the Prophet Muhammad in Above mentioned hadith of Sahih bukhari 3305.  

4)    Allah has no control over the destiny of Jews and Christians.

‘Abd Allah b. Mas’ud said :
The Messenger of Allah (May peace be upon him) who spoke the truth and whose word was belief told us the following : The constituents of one of you are collected for forty days in his mother’s womb, then they become a piece of congealed blood for a similar period, then they become a lump of flesh for a similar period. Then Allah sends to him an angel with four words who records his provision the period of his life, his deeds, and whether he will be miserable or blessed ; thereafter he breathes the spirit into him. One of you will do the deeds of those who go to Paradise so that there will be only a cubit between him and it or will be within a cubit, then what is decreed will overcome him so that he will do the deeds of those who go to Hell and will enter it; and one of you will do the deeds of those who go to hell, so that there will be only a cubit between him and it or will be within a cubit, then what is decreed will overcome him, so that he will do the deeds of those who go to Paradise and will enter it.(Sunan abi Dawood 4708, Book Reference ; Book 42 , Hadith 113, English Translation Book 41 Hadtih 4691)

Allah is telling in this hadith through the toung of Prophet that Allah sends an angel to the wombs of mothers, who writes for them whether the chiled will be blessed or miserable. Its pre-decided. If the destiny is in control of Allah then whey he does not  writes for every child to be a Muslim in the life. Is this hypocrisy , no its because Allah has no control over the destinies of Jews and Chieftains, He has been given power only by Muslims who believes something like this happens in the mothers’ wombs. otherwise its a hoax , a lie.

5)    Allah has no control over the death of Jews and Christians.

As you have seen from the above quoted ahadith and Quranic verses that Allah and prophet Muhammad Wants the Jews and Christians to be dead. But the point is that Allah is unable to kill the jews and christians even the curse of Allah cannot harm the Jews and Christians so as a last resort Allah has ordered the followers i.e. Muslims to kill Jews and Christians. This is the Power of Allah. It effects only that person who believes in Allah and non-else.    

6)    Allah’s Curse backfired and the Muslims are seeking asylum in Christian countries

The curse of Allah has backfired and affected the Muslims countries so much so that the Muslims from all over the Muslims countries are running toward Christian countries for seeking asylum. Now at the moment a huge number of Muslims are knocking at the doors of Christian countries for help while Allah says in quran 5:51 “O you who have believed, do not take the Jews and the Christians as allies. They are [in fact] allies of one another. And whoever is an ally to them among you - then indeed, he is [one] of them. Indeed, Allah guides not the wrongdoing people” . How shameful it is for Muslims that Allah is forbidding them to be friends the Jews and Christians because they are the worst of creatures but now Muslims are forced to seek their help.

7)Muslim countries are surviving because of the findings of the developed Christian countries.

Muslim countries as they are developing or under developed countries are surviving on the aids of Christian countries. Muslim countries are destined by Allah willingly or unwillingly, because the curse has been backfired, to seek financial help from Christian countries. 

Character of the Christian Countries (Matthew 5:44):

In comparison to what Muslim extremists are doing the Christian countries are living embodiment of saying of Jesus Christ “But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,

Conclusion ;
Allah has miserably failed to meet his claims as been made by Him in the Quran and He has destined for the Muslims to seek help from the Jews and Christians. Allah has no power over anything otherwise He would have fulfilled his so called claims as made by him in the Quran. Allah is unable to kill any single Jew or Christian and for that reason he needs Muslims to act on Allah’s behalf. I congratulate Allah on this miserable defeat.

Asad Mahmud